2022 NFL preview: Courageous predictions, final memoir for every crew, plus playoff picks and Enormous Bowl LVII winner

2022 NFL preview: Courageous predictions, final memoir for every crew, plus playoff picks and Enormous Bowl LVII winner

With the start of the NFL season coming this week, meaning it be time for everybody’s popular thing: PREDICTIONS. 

Sure, most of us finest adore discovering out predictions so that they’ll get dangle of fun of every thing you bought injurious on the tip of the season, but that just isn’t a neighborhood for me. I’m a heart baby, so I’ve been made fun of my total existence. 

Outdated to we get dangle of to my predictions, let me reveal how things are going to work right here: I might wrestle via every division and predict every crew’s final memoir. After that, I might be making a plucky prediction for every division. Whereas you roll via the divisional share of these predictions, you are going to learn about my playoff picks and sooner or later, my Enormous Bowl champion. In four of the past seven years, I’ve precisely picked the AFC crew that ended up within the Enormous Bowl, and in two of the past seven years, my preseason Enormous Bowl like has ended up winning it all, so that you might perhaps well perhaps perhaps want to scroll down and test out my prediction for the Enormous Bowl to verify if I’m picking your popular crew. 

Moreover, since we all know that making fun of someone’s predictions is half of the fun of discovering out predictions, you might perhaps well perhaps perhaps also ship all of your abominate tweets to me on Twitter by clicking right here, and authorized so that you know, Cardinals followers, I’m already mentally making ready on your abominate tweets. 

Eventually, must you’re questioning how I did final season, I predicted the categorical fetch total of 5 diverse groups. I additionally precisely predicted the total NFC divisional spherical of the playoffs. No longer finest did I predict that the Packers would play the 49ers, but I additionally predicted that the Rams would play the Buccaneers. On the many hand, I completely whiffed on Philadelphia. I had the Eagles going 5-12 and must you watched any soccer in 2021, then the Eagles didn’t fade 5-12. With a serious-365 days coach, they ended up going 9-8 and making the playoffs. I feel so heinous about whiffing on them final 365 days that I might get dangle of it up to them by picking them to fetch the division this 365 days…. or perchance I would not. I originate not know, I’m not sure but. 

You originate not care about final 365 days even supposing, so let’s get dangle of to the 2022 predictions.

AFC East

1. *Bills: 13-4

2. Dolphins: 9-8

3. Patriots: 7-10

4. Jets: 5-12

AFC East plucky prediction:  Sauce Gardner wins Defensive Rookie of the Year  

I originate not like excessive expectations for the Jets this 365 days, but I invent like excessive expectations for Sauce Gardner, their rookie corner who became once selected with the fourth total like within the NFL Draft. Gardner plays in a division the attach a cornerback can thrive and that’s the reason since the starting quarterbacks he’ll be facing within the AFC East all adore throwing interceptions. Josh Allen, Mac Jones and Tua Tagovailoa all executed with double-digit picks final season (Allen tied for the third-most interceptions within the NFL with 15 whereas Jones threw 13 and Tua threw 10). Pointless to claim, even though he would not fetch rookie of the 365 days, I invent completely request him to fetch coolest endorsement of the 365 days on tale of no one goes to high “Sauce sauce.”

A Jets participant doing business with an organization that has “Buffalo” within the title can finest suggest that Gardner goes to torture the Bills this season…. or Buffalo goes to torture him. One or the many. 

AFC North

1. *Ravens: 12-5

2. *Bengals: 11-6

3. Steelers: 8-9

4. Browns: 6-11

AFC North plucky prediction: Ravens fade from worst-to-first 

Every 365 days, the NFL appears to be like to be to abolish as a minimal one crew that goes from worst-to-first. Closing 365 days, it became once the Bengals, and this 365 days, I feel that crew is once extra going to attain from the AFC North with Baltimore. Even though the Ravens executed on the bottom of the division final 365 days, their 8-9 memoir became once arguably sort of impressive must you purchase into tale how many avid gamers they lost to shatter. I might perhaps well perhaps strive to checklist them all right here, but my keyboard might perhaps well perhaps explode if I attempted to checklist that many names (There had been a good deal of them). No longer finest did they lose Lamar Jackson for five games, but they additionally lost key starters appreciate cornerbacks Marcus Peters and Marlon Humphrey, alongside with working backs J.Ok. Dobbins and Gus Edwards. As lengthy as they’ll discontinuance wholesome, I feel they’ll fetch the division.

AFC South

1. *Colts: 10-7

2. Titans 8-9 

3. Jaguars: 6-11

4. Texans: 5-12

AFC South plucky prediction:  Derrick Henry and Jonathan Taylor both high 1,900 speeding yards

The AFC South has arguably the two most efficient working backs within the NFL in Henry and Taylor, so I’m striking them in a prediction collectively. The motive this qualifies as a plucky prediction is on tale of it be NEVER took plan in NFL history. There is by no plot been a season the attach two working backs both rushed for extra than 1,900 yards. The closest it came to occurring became once in 2003 when Baltimore’s Jamal Lewis (2,066 yards) and Inexperienced Bay’s Ahman Inexperienced (1,883) both ran for extra than 1,880 yards. Even though Henry has been one among the NFL’s most efficient working backs for the length of his six-365 days profession, he’s finest topped 1,900 yards once. As for Taylor, his profession-excessive came final season when he led the NFL with 1,811 yards. This 365 days, I might predict they both high 1,900. 

AFC West

1. *Chargers: 12-5 

2. *Chiefs: 11-6

3. *Broncos: 10-7

4. Raiders: 9-8

AFC West plucky prediction:  Every crew within the division finishes above .500

The AFC West is so loaded this 365 days that the total division might perhaps well perhaps cease up making NFL history. For the reason that NFL-AFL merger in 1970, there has NEVER been a season the attach each crew in a division executed with a winning memoir. There had been loads of seasons the attach the final plan crew executed 8-8 (most currently in 2008 NFC East), but there is by no plot been an instance the attach every crew executed ABOVE .500. With Patrick Mahomes, Russell Wilson, Justin Herbert and Derek Carr at quarterback, it be laborious to evaluate any crew on this division ending the 365 days with a shedding memoir. 

NFC East

1. *Eagles: 11-6

2. *Cowboys: 10-7

3. Commanders: 6-11

4. Giants: 5-12

NFC East plucky prediction:  Micah Parsons wins Defensive Player of the Year

I believed of picking the Giants to fetch the division, authorized kidding, no I didn’t. I authorized wanted Giants followers to feel authorized about one thing for a short 2d on tale of I’m not sure there is going to be powerful to feel authorized about this 365 days. Anyway, my plucky prediction within the NFC East is that Micah Parsons ends up taking home the Defensive Player of the Year award. Parsons had one among the most electrifying rookie seasons of any defensive participant in NFL history and that’s the reason an overwhelming motive why he became once voted Defensive Rookie of the Year final season. The Defensive Player of the Year award is continuously reserved for Aaron Donald or somebody with the final title of Watt, but this 365 days, I might utter Parsons breaks via and wins it. 

NFC North

1. *Packers: 12-5

2. *Vikings: 10-7

3. Lions: 6-11

4. Bears: 4-13

NFC North plucky prediction:  Romeo Doubs wins Offensive Rookie of the Year

Valid via his MVP season final 365 days, Aaron Rodgers targeted Davante Adams 169 instances and with Adams not on the roster, these targets want to head in numerous locations and I’m guessing that a good deal of them will almost definitely be going to Doubs. The rookie receiver had a formidable coaching camp and even supposing he’s struggled a little bit with drops, I’m not too furious about that. I suggest, there became once a distress about drops with Ja’Marr Hump at some point soon of the preseason final 365 days and every thing regarded to figure out authorized gorgeous for him. Here’s a plucky prediction on tale of Doubs is right now severely of a lengthy shot to fetch the award. At 14-to-1, there are four avid gamers with higher odds. 

NFC South

1. *Buccaneers: 10-7

2. Saints: 9-8

3. Panthers: 7-10

4. Falcons: 4-13

NFC South plucky prediction:  Tom Brady items single-season memoir for most passing yards

Tom Brady already holds on the arena of every NFL passing memoir, so why not add one extra? The Buccaneers quarterback threw for five,316 yards final season, which became once the third-very best single-season total in NFL history. Even though Brady became once impressive final 365 days, it appears to be like to be he might perhaps well perhaps be even higher this 365 days. 

No longer even an 11-day shuttle can late him down. 

If Brady is throwing it higher than ever, then the NFL must authorized raze the season on tale of there is no plot he’ll let Tampa Bay lose a single game. The true distress with this prediction is that Brady might perhaps well perhaps not continue to exist the season taking part in on the abet of Tampa Bay’s battered offensive line. If he does continue to exist, I would not be taken aback if he tops Peyton Manning’s memoir of 5,477 passing yards that became once space in 2013. 

NFC West

1. *Rams: 11-6

2. *49ers: 10-7

3. Seahawks: 6-11 

4. Cardinals: 6-11

NFC West plucky prediction:  Cardinals cease in final plan

After watching the Cardinals get dangle of the playoffs final season, I’m predicting that they completely fall down this 365 days. The two things that distress me the most are the loss of DeAndre Hopkins (who’s suspended for the first six games) and their depth at corner. On the Hopkins cease, since acquiring him in March 2020, the Cardinals offense has struggled whenever he’s not on the arena, meaning they might perhaps well wrestle to rating parts early within the season. Moreover, they will be short-handed at corner with Antonio Hamilton missing as a minimal the first four games of the season. No longer being ready to rating and not being ready to cease the cross might perhaps well perhaps suggest anxiousness early within the season since the Cards open the 365 days with consecutive games in opposition to three excessive-powered offenses within the Chiefs, Raiders and Rams. If the Cardinals start 0-3, I might perhaps well perhaps learn about them completely imploding from there. 

NFC Playoffs

Groups: 1. Packers 2. Rams 3. Eagles 4. Buccaneers 5. Cowboys 6. Vikings 7. 49ers

Wild Card

(7) 49ers 22-19 over (2) Rams

(6) Vikings 30-27 over (3) Eagles

(4) Buccaneers 34-31 over (5) Cowboys

Divisional

(1) Packers 20-17 over (7) 49ers

(4) Buccaneers 30-23 over (6) Vikings

NFC Championship

(1) Packers 27-24 over (4) Buccaneers

AFC Playoffs

Groups: 1. Bills 2. Chargers 3. Ravens 4. Colts 5. Chiefs 6. Bengals 7. Broncos

Wild Card

(7) Broncos 27-20 over (2) Chargers

(6) Bengals 34-27 over (3) Ravens

(5) Chiefs 31-23 over (4) Colts

Divisional 

(7) Broncos 26-23 over (1) Bills

(5) Chiefs 37-30 over (6) Bengals

AFC Championship

(7) Broncos 23-20 over (5) Chiefs

Enormous Bowl LVII in Phoenix (Fox)

Broncos 31-24 over Packers

Playoffs plucky prediction: Broncos shock everybody and fetch their fourth Enormous Bowl 

The past two Enormous Bowls like both been received by a quarterback who became once in his first 365 days with a brand unique crew (Tom Brady, Matthew Stafford) and you know what, I’ve made up our minds I’m authorized going to plod that pronounce till it crashes, so I’m going with Russell Wilson and the Broncos to fetch it all this season. 

If I’ve learned one thing from watching Wilson for the past 10 years, it be that must you give him a authorized defense, a accurate working game and respectable receivers, there is a authorized probability he’ll get dangle of you to the Enormous Bowl, and the Broncos like all of that. 

Valid via Enormous Bowl week, we will be ready to spend seven straight days talking regarding the truth that the Broncos are coached by a man (Nathaniel Hackett), who spent the past three seasons in Inexperienced Bay as Matt LaFleur’s offensive coordinator. 

The prediction right here is that Wilson and Hackett the Broncos to a 31-24 fetch over the Packers, which will almost definitely be severely poetic since the fetch will attain 25 years after the Broncos beat the Packers 31-24 in Enormous Bowl XXXII. I completely request this game to be a thriller on tale of that is on occasion what happens any time Wilson and Aaron Rodgers face every diverse (Gaze: Fail Mary and/or 2014 NFC title game). 

If the Packers lose, I’m guessing Aaron Rodgers will spend the total offseason on a South American psychedelic drug bender, which is perhaps the same thing I would invent. 

On the many hand, if the Broncos cease up winning the Enormous Bowl, Russell Wilson will almost absolutely be spending his total offseason turning one among the 12 lavatories in his unique Denver rental correct into a Lombardi Trophy room.  

I suggest, let’s be exquisite, no one wants 12 lavatories.

As a final represent, I might like you ever know that I’ve finest picked the Broncos to fetch the Enormous Bowl one diverse time since I’ve been working at CBS Sports activities and that came in 2015. The authorized files is that I ended up being authorized. The heinous files is that I didn’t cease up energetic to Barbados. 

Eventually, if my season predictions all pan out — and I’m sure they will — right here’s what the tip of the NFL Draft reveal will learn about appreciate next April.

Snarl of first 5 picks for 2023 NFL Draft

1. Falcons

2. Texans

3. Giants

4. Bears

5. Jets